Hypnosis Denver Funny Stop Smoking Joke

Hypnosis Denver

Turning Point Hypnosis Center is located in Denver and is Colorado’s number One Stop Smoking Center because…

I am one of only a few Stop Smoking Centers in Denver and the country that offers a unique Lifetime Guarantee.  I have such a high success rate. Literally, more than 95% of people stop in one hour with my hypnosis.

I Offer A FREE Hypnosis Screening to make sure that hypnosis is a right fit for you and your smoking habit.

Hypnosis Denver – Funny stop smoking joke…

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My husband, Stan, decided to give up smoking but needed help to overcome the habit. He consulted an acupuncture specialist, who inserted small needles at specific points in both his ears. “When you feel like smoking,” he told Stan, “put your fingers into your ears, and press hard on the needles.”

One day shortly after, while Stan was in the elevator in his office building, he had a strong urge for a cigarette. Since only the piped-in music accompanied him in the elevator, he put his fingers into both ears, closed his eyes and concentrated on pressing on the needles. Suddenly, the elevator doors opened and there stood a dozen people waiting to get on. Feeling rather foolish, Stan sheepishly removed his fingers from his ears in time to hear one of them mutter. “I don’t think the music is that bad.”

Hypnosis Denver –  You Know Quitting By Yourself Does Not Work, Don’t You?

Isn’t it time to get the support you need?

Turning Point Hypnosis Denver makes it easy for you. All you have to do is pick up the phone, make an appointment for your FREE stop smoking screening and keep that appointment. From that moment on your smoking problem is solved.

Give us a Call for Your Free Stop Smoking Screening to See if Hypnosis is Right for You.

303 929-2960

Now you see why Turning Point Hypnosis in Denver is the number one Stop Smoking Center in the state.

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